What time is it?

It’s five o’clock somewhere, but before that… That’s right, buckerooos, it’s high-by-God NOON! Marshall Will Kane knew the value of being able to see a person you respect when you look in the mirror.. All else follows. Thanks for looking.

There’s Good and there’s Not Good

Good: Screaming goats Taylor Swift likes them. I can think of at least one person in a similar position who would most likely not. Also good: Fainting goats Also also good, Talking Huskies Okay, maybe talking Husky. Or, it may not make any difference. And one cat to rule them all… And now, not good.

Farewell Andromeda

My day begins sometime in the six o’clock hour. Otto, my little orange cat, stirs at the sound of Cathy making a smoothie, and pays a visit to my head to pat my cheek with his paw and tickle my nose with his whiskers. My computer plays comedy all night, usually Steve Martin, Billy Connolly

Nyuknyuknyuk

Things that make me laugh: 1.) Battling cats Peace is overrated. 2.) something else cat related: I can never seem to get a good shot of this but I can’t get enough of watching my cats drift into the wall when they try to make a sharp left on a hardwood floor. 3.) (Dis)honorable mention:

Twenty

That was easy.

George Who?

Someone needs to fix those chips on the corners. We can’t have some janky, beat up monument, know what I mean? Apologies to all the people who don’t live in my country. This mighty edifice is the Washington Monument, named for George Washington, the first president of the United States. Now that we have that

That’s some Fancy Shootin’ there, Tex!

I wish I could never miss. Baseball, football, basketball, bow, rifle, field artillery, trebuchet, newspaper, whatever. Any projectile, any target. I saw a guy toss an aspirin in the air and shoot it down with a bird point arrow shot from a recurve bow. I don’t care for beer that much, but if I could

Ambassador of Quan

My wife absolutely adores this movie. In part that’s because a cute little boy with incredible hair knows the weight of a human head. The other part is that Jerry Maguire reminds her of me. If you haven’t seen this movie, watch it and see why this is such a big compliment. Thanks for looking

Car

Definitely car. Journey>destination. It’s hard to get some fudge from Uranus when you’re forty thousand feet off the ground.

Could there be any Doubt?

Shopping spree, eh? Where to go where to go. I KNOW! So what’s the big deal? Thanks for asking. There’s this: And this: Who knows? I may just run into someone I know, like these guys. Most likely, at the end of my shopping spree, I will wind up with this: At the very least,