Good: Screaming goats
Taylor Swift likes them. I can think of at least one person in a similar position who would most likely not.
Also good: Fainting goats
Also also good, Talking Huskies
Okay, maybe talking Husky. Or, it may not make any difference.
And one cat to rule them all…
And now, not good.
Chihuhuas. Fuckin’ hate ’em.
Wolverines: Furry but not cuddly. Will kill and eat a Chihuhua, so they’re not all bad.
These wolverines are great
The Cassowary: As if ugly wasn’t bad enough.
This devil turkey will kill you. On the lighter side, it will probably kill your Chihuhua, too.
There are lots of baaaaad pets out there. These are the first ones that came to mind. The rest of these posts should be interesting.
The Terrible Idealist 
There’s no such thing as a bad pet, only bad owners.
Though I admit chihuahuas would not be my first pick.
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I stopped before I got to the Komodo Dragon.
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Now that’s a pet worth having…
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You’re absolutely right. One would definitely help to clear up my groundhog problem. I could also get him a vest and he could be my emotional support animal. There’s one way to clear out the waiting room at the tire store. 😰
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And ensure no one sits next to you on a plane. It’s a win win.
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I didn’t even consider that. I would need to bring a bag of Chihuahuas for snacks if it’s a long flight. Nobody wants to be locked in a metal tube with a 250 pound cranky, hangry modern day dinosaur. This post just keeps on getting better, I may just have to write another one.
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No worries, there are always plenty of annoying passengers on which to feed. Just lure them back to the rear toilet and let nature take its course…
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I thinking I’ll stay with Chihuahuas, live, of course. If Koko, or Momo or Dodo starts to get bored I can let a couple of them go and he can have a little play time. As for the couple hundred people screaming in terror, I said he was an emotional support animal.
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And if they’re flying Boeing, the passengers will already be screaming in terror… so no one will know.
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Boeing should send me a big fat check for covering their asses.
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They can’t. Their budget is stretched too tight from buying all that duct tape…
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I’m right there with you on the Chihuahuas. Fucking foul tempered ankle biters. I swear my cat is possessed. And there’s a long story about me as a child and goats.
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Otto, my red cat, loves me, likes my wife and would as soon kill anyone else as look at them. He’s only two so he may cool off soon.
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And then again. I have a friend whose cat was intolerant of anyone, even the cat lady cat sitter he tried to employ when he travelled. Cat hated everyone but him. And he showed up as feral!
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The cat, not the friend.
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Hmm…Feral friend, eh? (Best Monty Burns voice).
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